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Uncle Sam says it loud and proud: “Glizzys are patriotic, not sus!” Celebrate your love of America’s favorite street-food snack with this ultra-soft, go-anywhere tee. Featuring a bold graphic of the iconic Uncle Sam pointing—and declaring that hot dogs (a.k.a. glizzys) are the true stars of the red, white, and blue—this shirt is guaranteed to turn heads at barbecues, block parties, and beyond.
Why You’ll Love It
• Supreme Comfort: Crafted from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for a buttery-soft hand feel.
• Perfect Weight & Fit: At just 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²), it’s light enough for summer cookouts yet substantial enough to keep its shape.
• Built to Last: Pre-shrunk fabric and side-seamed construction ensure a consistent, flattering fit wash after wash.
• Rugged Detailing: Shoulder-to-shoulder taping resists stretching and keeps the seams where they belong.
• Responsibly Sourced: Blank tees come from trusted suppliers in Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the USA.
Whether you’re firing up the grill on July 4th or just showing off your love for America’s most iconic snack, this tee makes a statement: glizzys are here to stay. Grab yours and wear your patriotism—no condiment required.
fourth of july tee
$20.00 USD
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Why You’ll Love It
• Supreme Comfort: Crafted from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for a buttery-soft hand feel.
• Perfect Weight & Fit: At just 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²), it’s light enough for summer cookouts yet substantial enough to keep its shape.
• Built to Last: Pre-shrunk fabric and side-seamed construction ensure a consistent, flattering fit wash after wash.
• Rugged Detailing: Shoulder-to-shoulder taping resists stretching and keeps the seams where they belong.
• Responsibly Sourced: Blank tees come from trusted suppliers in Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the USA.
Whether you’re firing up the grill on July 4th or just showing off your love for America’s most iconic snack, this tee makes a statement: glizzys are here to stay. Grab yours and wear your patriotism—no condiment required.
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