artistic beast tee

Say hello to the most chaotic medical diagnosis you’ll ever wear. Our “my doctor says I’m severely artistic and morbidly a beast” tee is for the people who know they’re built a little… different. Equal parts unhinged, clever, and stupidly funny, this shirt hits the exact intersection of “maybe he needs help” and “maybe he’s iconic.”

Designed in a parody medical-chart style with clean typography, this tee lands instantly on TikTok, in the gym, at parties, or anywhere someone with questionable mental stability might thrive. If you’ve ever been called “creative” like it was a warning label, this one’s for you.

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Why This Tee Works

Because it’s so wrong that it becomes perfect.
It’s self-drag meets delulu confidence, wrapped in a fake diagnosis nobody asked for. People read it twice, question your mental state, then ask where you bought it.

Comedy gold.
Chaos energy.
Peak “unserious era.”

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Fabric & Fit

Built on our premium unisex classic tee for a structured, clean silhouette:
• 100% cotton
• Mid-weight fabric: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd²
• Soft yet durable open-end yarn
• Tubular construction for a sharper outline
• Taped neck & shoulders for long-term comfort
• Double-seamed sleeves & hem
• Perfect for streetwear layering, oversized fits, jackets, or hoodies
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico

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Disclaimers
• White variant may appear slightly off-white due to natural cotton.
• “Natural” color includes small dark speckles — part of the fabric’s vibe, not a defect.

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